Big Tower Tiny Square You sick evil bastards! All of that for a pineapple?! Seriously you are worse than Nazis! Rethink your life and then kill yourself.
Ps. Backspace at the end doesn't work.
You sick evil bastards! All of that for a pineapple?! Seriously you are worse than Nazis! Rethink your life and then kill yourself.
Ps. Backspace at the end doesn't work.
This makes me proud to be American! Even though I'm not.
Made it to level 6. Really liked it. Wish there was more place for middle ground instead of all-red vs all-blue.
Bored after 2 minutes. Nice art but nothing more. Took me a lot of time to figure out how to press start. Nobody uses point and comma in their control scheme.
sorry
Decent art but I hate it as a game. A few jokes included at the end of the levels weren't worth it. Am I bitter that this is an ad? Not really, I just wish the game was better and my progress wasn't based on luck alone.
Really enjoyed this. UI seems amateurish. Map seems a little confusing. Arrow would be an easier choice but probably not as much fun. Seeing my mighty python grow was oddly satisfying... and I'm not even talking about my penis.
I'm surprised you're the first person to mention the UI sucking. I'll fix it at some point but it's low on my priority list at the moment.
Boring. Just flying around with no purpose.
Rather difficult but great parody. Is there a bad ending?
There is no monster at the end of the game YOU CAPITALISTIC SCUM!
ABCs is a lie.
There is a "bad ending" (but it's a little tricky to find)
This game tries to be so big but fails at the most important providing a good fighting system. It's not terrible but I would expect either a button mashing or chess like tactical fight where every hit could mean a kill.
It's ok and sadly nothing more.
Age 33, Male
Warsaw, Poland
Joined on 9/20/12
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